WHERE'S JAKE?

So you're probably wondering; "Where on Earth is Jake?" Well
now you now. This handy map shows Jake's last known location
based on a proprietary tracking technology that he and I
developed called "Jake-jack." Invasion of privacy? Maybe,
but how else are his stalkers going to keep tabs on him?

If it doesn't look like Jake's location has been updated in a while, then you can refresh the script by clicking here.
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See Jake's last 100 location reports here.